Taylor Swift is so right about you.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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