I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
