doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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