Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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