Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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