but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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