Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Randomize
