OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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