Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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