she was so not down for the gang bang
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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