Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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