i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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