When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize