maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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