I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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