HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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