Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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