What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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