no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
jump out the window naked night went bad
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
