She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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