As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
