I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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