Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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