Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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