Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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