I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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