i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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