you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have so many feelings about this burrito
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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