So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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