i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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