when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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