who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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