Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
