dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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