whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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