their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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