Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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