please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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