wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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