You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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