The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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