I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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