playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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