Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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