Dual....:-)
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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