we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
3pm strippers are depressing
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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