can u get pink eye on your cock?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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