How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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