And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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