"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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