ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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