Whod you bang
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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