Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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