What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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